What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 14:00
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What do you mean son?
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Do you know what she said mum?